I Lost Game

"The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced. It is impossible to win The Game; players can only attempt to avoid losing for as long as they possibly can." – Wikipedia

If you just lost you must

Announce Your Loss!

If you don't already know about The Game please read on.

The Rules

By knowing about The Game you are playing The Game.
Any time you think about The Game you lose The Game.
When you lose The Game you must announce your loss.

Now that you know about The Game you are forever playing. A person cannot not play The Game; it does not require consent to play and one can never stop playing. Never ever. No one can win the game. Really it just gives you one more thing to get mad about. Sorry.

Created by a guy named Mike with these fantastic resources: Espresso, Subtle Patterns, Google Webfonts, Wikipedia, Browser-Update.org AddThis and 3D Text by Mark Otto.